Area Man Ruins Weekend With Delusional Demands

Time to peel your own onion and make us all cry. Please choose between the following two topics and post to the blog by 8PM Sunday:

1. Write your own satirical newspaper piece for The Onion. Your post title should function as the headline. Everything is fair game except for people in the class. And their family members. And their friends. And their pets. And their--you get the point.

2. Write a satirical Letter to the Editor commenting on a recent on-campus event or incident.